Ken Nubo

I don’t care what anyone says, Sarah Palin is hot.

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Some people say Sarah Palin Is a MILF, or GILF (Grandma I like to … you know) Another thing is people making photoshop copies of Sarah into porn, I thought that’s pretty weird.

So the other day I went on youtube to check out what’s the fuss is about and I listened to Sarah Palin’s voice … she sounds like a grandma.

Now, if she just takes some vocal lessons so she sounds like a seductive MILF, I would invite her over to my place any day … or her daughter. But her daughter got knocked up, so whatever.

Here’s a very important lesson in life … NEVER read anything from a university professor.

University professors can’t write for shit. Their style of writing is dry, pretentious and just sounds like the professor got his head up his ass with all sorts of academia diarrhea.

Of course, I got evidence to back up my claim. So I’m writing this book called Joan of Arc written by some college professor and here’s a excerpt from the book:

“Theological questins actually seemed to be irritants to her; many of those asked her at her trial she answered incorrectly. A proto- feminist? … a proto-feminist ‘gender-bender’, a class equalizer — Marxist librator or aristocratic wannabe — and a French nationalist …”

A what? He sounds like a high school kid who is trying to impress his English professor with a big vocabulary.

Generally, writings from professors are elitist and pretentious. You don’t understand what they fuck their trying to say because they’re using all sorts of arcane jargons.

Hey listen Prof — using big words doesn’t make you smart. Write so people can fucking understand, ya?

I’m never going to pick up another book written by a college professor ever again. Lesson learned. In fact, I’m going to head back to the library now to get a Joan of Arc book written by someone who doesn’t write like a pretentious, academia crudmudgeon.

University professors — LEARN HOW TO FRIGGIN WRITE!

I was thinking the other day … is video games a waste of time? Because I played a lot of games when I was growing up.

The way I see it, video games is just another form of entertainment. Duh, obviously stuff.
Actualy, video games is pretty fun especially when you’re playing first-person shooter or some strategy game that makes you think. But you shouldn’t be clocking in 12 hours playing video games, unless you’re a bored security guard or something.

Some people like to pick their nose for entertainment and some people like to stare in front of the TV. People say that video games is unproductive and it makes kids violent. That is a stupid and retarded claim with no valid evidence backing up it up.

Grand Thef Auto does not make kids violent. It just makes criminally inclined kidsmore efficient at their activity, that’s all.

But if you looking for runescape like games check this out.

Okay kiddies, if you’re bored of runescape, here are some runescape like games for ya.

Maple Story

Guns

Diablo II

The only thing you have to do is actually buy Diablo II, but it’s a runescape like games and is more awesome thine … uh … runescape.

Plus, if you’re 14 and over you shouldn’t be playing runescape or anything of that nature.

Go outside and get some fresh air, read a book or something.
I sound like an old fart but video games is generally a waste of time.

That’s it, so those are the runescape like games.

Peace!